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These may have been put out by Proctor and Gamble, maybe Johnson and Johnson....which ever is the conglomerate that makes all of these fine products. If you know of these to work or not, let us know by posting comments to this article!
Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately--without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain "reliever.”
Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns?
Before you head to the store for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
Achy muscles from a bout with the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in ½ cup of olive oil. Let stand 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.
Sore Throat?? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 Tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly--even though the product was never been advertised for this use.
Eliminate puffiness under your eyes.....All you need is a dab of Preparation H, carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling instantly.
Honey remedy for skin blemishes......Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a band-aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile and speeds healing. Works overnight.
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus....Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.
Easy eyeglass protection....To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.
Balm for broken blisters.....To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine.....a powerful antiseptic.
Coca-Cola cure for rust. Forget rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola & scrub the rust. Phosphoric acid is what gets the job done.
Cleaning liquid doubles as bug killer....If bees, wasps, hornets or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.
Smart splinter remover.....just pour a drop of Elmer’s Glue all over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.
Hunt's tomato paste boil cure....cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acid in the tomatoes will soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.
Use Heinz vinegar to heal bruises...Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.
Kill fleas instantly. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas…
Rainy day cure for dog odor...Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.
Eliminate ear mites....All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.
Vaseline cure for hair balls.. To prevent hair balls, apply a dollop of Vaseline petroleum jelly to your cat's nose. The cat will lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can pass easily through the digestive system.
Quaker Oats for fast pain relief....It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.


Proof Positive the grass really is greener on the other side of the fence.
Grizzly Cub, Yukon TerritoryThis is a copy of an email I received several years ago from a customer. Supposedly, A group of professional people posed the question "What does love mean?" to a group of kindergarteners and elementary school kids. The answers they got were insightful, to say the least! "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca - age 8 When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French Fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7 "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8 "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen," Bobby - age 7 (Wow!) "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate," Nikka - age 6 "There are two kinds of love. Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them." Jenny - age 8 "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." Noelle - age 7 "Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6 "During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore," Cindy - age 8 "My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6 Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5 "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7 "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4 "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4 "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." Karen - age 7 "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6 "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget," Jessica - age 8 |
As I had said in the 2008 Sedona Verde Valley Market Forecast, 2008 will be an amazing year for real estate buyers, and that buyers should look to areas and communities approaching build out. Sedona, AZ is one of those communities buyers and long term real estate investors should be studying right now. Sedona, Arizona currently has about a 6 year supply of vacant land on the market and offered for sale today, given the current rate of absorption. Sedona also has only about 2-3% of bare land inventory left.
Many of the other communities in the Verde Valley have a little more land left, but not much more. About five years ago a study was done in the area and indicated the entire Verde Valley had only about a twenty year supply of vacant land for development. Currently, the Verde Valley communities have a 10-12 year supply of vacant land on the market RIGHT NOW, given the current rate of absorption. While this is not news land sellers want to hear in 2008, buyers should open their eyes to the tremendous potential of these combined factors, coupled with one of the tried and true tenets of real estate investing....Time.
I am not the only one who thinks 2008 will be a great year to buy...here are a few articles that present some very compelling reasons to buy real estate in 2008.
Buying a Home isn't Stupid... Get a different perspective on the "real estate and mortgage meltdown" hype by the sky is falling media. The fact is, most Americans lost more money on the car parked in the garage in 2007 than they lost through declining real estate values.
Could Current Conditions Mean Another Boom is on the Horizon? National Sales were up in the month of November and interests rates are around 5.5% for a 30 year fixed mortgage. Are buyers beginning to see the opportunities in the real estate market?
Its a Great Time to Buy Arizona Real Estate! Top ten reasons why now is an excellent time to buy real estate in Arizona.
The Ugly House People Place a Big, Fat, BUY Recommendation on Phoenix Arizona Homevestors has announced its top ten markets to buy in for 2008 as they are showing signs of turning around. Phoenix, Arizona is on the list.
Real estate continues to be an amazing long-term investment, especially when comparing homeowners versus renters. The Federal Reserve reported that wealth accumulation for renters from 1995–2004 was $4,000, but for homeowners it was $184,000 for the same time period. Homeowners had immense gains during this time, and most will weather a small equity loss just fine!
So if you are waiting to buy Arizona real estate, don't. We have an amazing buyers market right now, and no one knows how long it will last!
Back in late November, Ken and I attended a economic forum whose sole purpose is attempting to forecast the climate of the Phoenix and Arizona housing market for the coming year. Lead by Elliott Pollack, a nationally renowned economist who resides in the Phoenix area and currently serves as the economics department for Maricopa County, the forum also contained speakers from some of the leaders in the industry such as Cushman and Wakefield, Capital Pacific Homes, Grubb & Ellis, Land Advisors, The Alter Group and CB Richard Ellis. To follow is a synopsis of their thoughts for the Phoenix housing market and the national economy in 2008.
2008 is expected to be a tough year for the American consumer, though Phoenix and Arizona are in a relatively good position and will again outperform the nation in job growth and will continue to lead the states in population growth. Because 2008 is expected to be a tough year for the American consumer, it will also be a tough year for the American economy. While troubles in the housing sector will spill over into other sectors of the economy, the psychology of our nation as a whole will have a huge effect this coming year, and will probably have a larger effect than the true fundamentals of the underlying economy.
So how does your and your neighbors "mood" effect the economy? For the plain simplistic reason that you may not be feeling as wealthy as you have in the past few years, and that may make you less likely to spend your money on big ticket items and luxuries. Shrinking real estate prices in many locations across the country equates to many as a reduction in net worth, which translates into a reduction in spending and holding off on major purchases.
So what...big deal, right? Absolutely. In 2006, one out of every seven dollars floating about in the American economy was a equity dollar, spent by a consumer who took it out of their home in the form of an equity line or other refinancing product. The slowing or dead stop of appreciation and tighter lending guidelines in many parts of the country have officially turned off the lights and cut the power to the music of the great refinancing party. The boom those dollars added to our economy are now gone, and when we remember the fact that approximately 70% of our American economy is based on the daily activities of each and every American, we have a recipe for a slow, stagnant year for the economy. In our economy, it truly is a matter of buy or die.
The chance of a recession in 2008 is about 50-50.....So go out today and buy yourself a ridiculously high priced cup of coffee, see a movie and order out for dinner. Buy yourself a new stove, car or....a nice new house! The American economy is counting on you!
Arizona's peak housing market, in terms of sales and prices occurred July 2005- January of 2006 (about the same for the Verde Valley). A normal supply for the Phoenix area is about 30,000 homes. Currently, there are about 55,000 homes on the market in the phoenix area, 20,000 of which are currently vacant and unoccupied. Pricing has cooled substantially in some areas, while going up 2-3% in select zip codes. Pollack estimates that currently, 106,000 homeowners and investors in the phoenix area are upside down in their homes, owing more on them than they are currently worth.
There is only one factor which will matter in the 2008 Phoenix real estate market, Inventory and how much additional inventory debuts on the market in the coming year. It all boils down to supply and demand. The same can be said for the Sedona / Verde Valley real estate market.
Due to the great amount of speculation which occurred during the boom years, additional inventory for Phoenix in 2008 is a completely unknown amount. Pollack estimates that the Phoenix area in 2008 could have anywhere from 30-50,000 extra housing units floating about in the market, which will certainly mean hard times for many small scale builders in the area. Currently, the Phoenix Metro area has a 14 month supply of homes, which means it will take a over a year to sell all the homes currently on the market today (Sedona and the Verde Valley currently have a 23 month supply). The peripheries of Phoenix have been hit the hardest, both with substantial reductions in pricing and lots of excess inventory currently available. These are the areas in Phoenix where vast amounts of speculation and new construction took place during the boom years. In other words, buyers should look for and will find a lot of incredible bargains in areas where a lot of new construction exists, which is mostly on the peripheries of the Phoenix Metro area.
Residential raw land prices have plunged on the peripheries of Phoenix. In fact, a few of the panel members said their companies were valuing some of their raw land holdings at zero dollars...because it will cost more dollars to develop the raw land than the individual lots can be sold for.
Pollack and other panel members agreed that it will be 3-6 years before the Phoenix housing market begins to once again resemble a normal market. Buyers will continue to be in the drivers seat, and call all the shots.
Pollack and other panel members offered advice to home builders, speculators and investors who purchased at the height of the market in 2005 and the beginning of 2006. Forget your profit....it does not exist. Forget recouping your interest. The only thing you should be concentrating on is the preservation of capital. Period. Pollack said, "Ask yourself if you want to swallow a moth ball, or a basket ball, and then make your decisions accordingly."
Builders in the area have already heeded the advice. $50-70,000 discounts on newly constructed homes as well as 20% commissions to brokers are occurring in some areas. Some builders are selling homes below replacement cost, and turning little to no profit.
Harsh words, but very sound advice, given the current conditions. Panel members also recommended builders cut production of new units in the coming year. New permits in the Phoenix area for 2004 and 2005 were 65,000 each year, and only 45,000 new units were needed. The first 6 months of 2007, the phoenix area saw more new home permits, than home sales.
Advice to listing brokers of Arizona real estate was "Ask your sellers if they want a 90 day list price or a one year list price, and if they insist on listing higher than those numbers, ask for a 3-5 year listing." In other words, sellers will need to price their home very competitively, if they haven't already.
Buyers and savvy investors of Arizona real estate get a big green light in 2008, and will find some amazing bargains. While it is impossible for anyone to determine exactly where we are in the "U" of a down market, Pollack said point blank that "fortunes, absolute fortunes will be made by real estate investors buying in Arizona in 2008, 2009 and 2010....fortunes will be made. Market timers looking for the absolute bottom always fail, incredible opportunities exist for real estate buyers and investors right now..... Interest rates are low, plenty of money is available..... financing may tighten considerably in the coming years."
Arizona received 170,000 NET new residents in 2007, the majority of which settled in the Phoenix Metro area. Though that number is expected to shrink in 2008 as stalled housing markets in other parts of the country will slow the wave of incoming residents, the valley of the sun still will need to add an average of 45,000 new housing units in the metro area to house all of our new residents. In other words, A whole lot of homes will still be bought and sold in Arizona and the Phoenix area in 2008. Sellers will just have to woo buyers more with upgrades, concessions and, of course, the best trick in any sellers bag....a good, fair price! Internet marketing will also be crucial to a sellers success, as many of Arizona's 2008 real estate buyers are currently freezing, shoveling snow and scraping ice off the windshield in another state.
Arizona real estate buyers will find their best deals on existing resale homes, because many of them can be bought below replacement cost. That will be the key to finding a good value for home buyers in 2008. If you can buy it for less than it would cost to build today, you will weather the market just fine. Buyers who prefer new construction will find subdivision reps. bending over backwards with enticing concessions, upgrades and deep discounts.
Traditional, longer term investors will find incredible opportunities: once again you can find rentals that cash flow, a few well priced foreclosures and fixer-uppers and raw land at an extreme discount. Arizona investors should look to the peripheries of the metro areas for bargains on land, in areas that are close to being built out and have a relatively small amount of vacant land left available for development (like Sedona and many pockets of the Verde Valley). Pollack and other panel members expect builders to be dumping land inventories in the next 24 months. Although there is a huge oversupply of vacant land in the entire state of Arizona, Northern Arizona is expected to fair better than the metro areas, as many Northern Arizona communities are approaching build out.
And by the way, interest rates as of today on a 30 yr fixed rate loan just dropped to 5.5% WOW! Buyers! This is no longer a market to be scared of, this is a market to take advantage of! Give Ken and I a call or send us an e-mail a call to help you find some exceptional deals here in Sedona and the Verde Valley!

Sunset over Mingus Mountain from Cornville
A Christmas Closing Story
'Twas an hour before closing and the agents were tense,
to close Christmas Eve just didn't make sense.
But the seller was booked on the 6 o'clock flight
and warned everyone "THERE WILL BE A CLOSING TONIGHT!"
The agents agreed because business was dead,
and visions of commission checks danced in their heads.
The loan was approved by the lender's good grace,
Everyone knew 'twas a borderline case.
The buyers divorced, remarried again,
Divorced once more, and now were just friends.
The loan package complete to the closer was carried,
With instructions to close before they remarried.
The title policy arrived via UPS,
From page One through Sixteen, a terrible MESS!
An improper legal, 3 judgments, a lien,
But a few lines on page seven,
looked pretty clean.
The title was cleared and the closing was set,
But to finish today was not a sure bet.
The closer dashed in waving her HUD,
It was covered with whiteout, coffee and crud.
But down in the corner you barely could see,
that the buyer still owed a buck thirty-three.
So the closer extracted a bill from her compact,
And the agents agreed to the rest on the contract.
To add some interest, the seller revealed,
to everyone's horror - the well wasn't sealed.
And oh yes, he wanted to change the disclosure,
His mother just died of RADON EXPOSURE!
Everything else in his house was O.K,
(his cracked floors and walls were always that way)
About that time the buyer chimed in,
"we'd like to continue, but before we begin,
I noticed these papers - I'm likely to blame,
But I gave my agents the wrong legal name,
And one more thing I had hoped to avoid,
Does it really matter if I'm self-employed?"
About this time the closer exploded.
She pulled out a gun and said it was loaded.
Everyone froze and sat there amazed,
She frothed at the mouth and her eyes were both glazed.
More rapid than eagles, her curses they came;
she bristled and spouted and called them BAD names.
"THE CLOSING IS OFF, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR??
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL - NOW GET OUT OF HERE!"
Near the Confluence of the Verde River and Oak Creek
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Fall Foliage on Mingus Mountain
I really did not want to write another issue about our area real estate market, but I wanted to let you all know that we are actually seeing the very first signs of a recovery in our area. Now, before I go and get everyone excited, allow me to say this: the recent changes may just be a fluke, an aberration and may simply be attributed to the time of year (winter visitors, holidays), but whatever the reason, real estate sales activity is FINALLY picking up.
Just how bad was this past year? Ask just about any agent in our area! In 2005, at the height of our market, there were 977 agents in our local association. We are now at 834 agents. 143 agents have left this business since the height of our real estate market. Sedona Verde Valley Association of Realtors sales statistics for agents in our area look something like this for 2007, year to date.
# of agents who have not had a single sale ALL YEAR in our MLS in 2007, YTD- 306
# of agents who have sold only 1 property this year- 112
# of agents who have only sold 2 properties this year- 104
# of agents who have only sold 3 properties this year- 60
# of agents who have only sold 6 or less properties this year - 705
# of agents that sold less than 1 million in total transactions so far this year- 583
# of agents that have sold less than 2 million in total transactions this year- 709
# of agents who have sold 11 or more properties this year- 63
# of agents who have sold 20 or more properties this year- 11. Fortunately, this is the category Ken and I fall into for this year...but we had to work 3 times as hard to make it happen. So if we look dog tired...we are!
If we figure that the average commission paid was 3% per agent and that the typical split with their broker was 80%, well over half of the agents in our association have made less than 24,000 this year selling real estate, BEFORE EXPENSES! Certainly doesn't seem like a very glamorous business, does it? We can certainly expect that many more agents will be getting out of the business...if they can make more money at Home Depot, why wouldn't they?
I have heard a rumor that our association is already planning our 2008 budget to have 150 or so less agents. I have a feeling that number may be much higher if a shift in activity does not occur VERY soon. And unfortunately, we are already losing GOOD reputable agents...either via economic forces or as a result of overall negativity in the market. I had told someone over the summer that I was surprised I am not wearing much smaller pants this year, after all the various people who have taken a chunk out of my posterior this year! Buyers are unhappy because they wonder if they paid too much... and sellers are unhappy because they could of gotten so much more.... Agents are the messengers of market conditions....And we all know who is the first to get shot! It has been really, really ugly out there overall.
